Duck Duck Cougar?
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
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... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
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Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
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