if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
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