hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
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