vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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