I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
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