Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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