I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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