wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
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i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
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bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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