I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
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