Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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