I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
You need a sexual gate keeper
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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