If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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