69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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