Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
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