doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
We had sex on a dog bed..
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
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