do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
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Whats the count minus fat chicks?
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
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I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
You need Xanax blowdarts
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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