Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
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