my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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