What tipped you off? The sombrero?
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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