ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
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