whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
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i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
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Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
Why did my mother make you get naked?
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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