Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
Randomize
