would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
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his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
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I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
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