I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
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I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
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I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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