Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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