watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
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My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
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eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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