she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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