Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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