We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
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I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
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The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
I believe in your delicious
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I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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