I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
These 25 Drunks Should’ve Gotten Cut Off A Long Time Ago
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
27 Freshmen Who Really Didn’t Know What They Were Getting In To
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.