dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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