Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
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I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
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I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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