i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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