I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
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There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
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My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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