it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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