It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
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Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
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he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
Can you rollerblade?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"