I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
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You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
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I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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