she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
My vagina is officially offended.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.