fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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