Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
That's intense
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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