You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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