Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
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