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my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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