woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
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thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
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I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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