Porn is love you can see.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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