I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
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You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
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The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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