Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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