hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I have tasted many bathrooms
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