Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
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Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
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I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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