Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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