How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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