Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
is that a dick in a sweater?
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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