lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
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she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
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pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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