all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
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We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
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So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
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