how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Drunk in a bar in Texas. The 24 y/o hottie I am chatting up just called me a male cougar. I am dealing with this whole turning 40 thing juuuust fine.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
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They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
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HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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