i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
She announced her abortion via fbk
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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