New invention idea: vibrating tampons
im about as happy as oj after his trial
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
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