I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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