and i looked up. we had an audience...
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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