? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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