We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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