I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
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You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
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I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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