just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
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yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
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I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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