Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
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Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
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He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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